my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”
i don’t want you, i want your netflix password
i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
YO BITCHASS AINT GON DO A GOTDAM THANG
This shit went hard till the asian nigga had to say nigga well I guess it still went hard but ju know
tbh I forgot he was Asian for that full minute
salute a real asian nigga when you see one!
where is their Oscar
this was my favorite part of the whole show
When someone talks shit about your friend but you kinda agree
Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?
Me: Estoy bitchin’
this is literally something that could only happen because they’re actually together